hey guess what myspace, you blow

God, I think due to the prime time special tonight about facebook i got to thinking, am i addicted to facebook, hell ya. I'm on that shit way to much, its one of my top 5 on my berry, but ya know what its better than myspace and I'm glad i did not get addicted to that. Now i will admit, before the facebook bug blew up on my face (and yes Laura when you told me about it i said it would be dumb, and no one would use it, i was wrong. as usual) i was on myspace but for the sole purpose to keep in touch with my sister in NYC on a daily basis, i think i had 7 friends and Tom was one of them well ya know what F you tom you didn't even say hey or keep in touch.



Anyways as a member of myspace for a short time i realized 5 general trends



Mysuck Top 5 Trends

1. Girls taking pictures in the bathroom

2. Taking pictures in the mirror

3. Dudes with their shirts off

4. Dudes saying ridiculous shit to girls on their wall

5. Full blown sluts



Lets elaborate



1. I do not want to see your bathroom, idc what conditioner you use

2. Have a friend take a picture, i don't need to see your sweet Motorola razor, and the flash spot in the mirror. The mirror is not the only way for you to show me your navel ring, or your leopard bra, or whatever else you wanna show - have one of your 2,372 friends on mysuck come over and take the picture for you.

3. I have never seen so many to tan dudes, with lifting their shirts up with one hand, throwing the peace sign with your other, with your blow out and your six pack. Awesome your ripped good for you, how bout this try getting a girl with your shirt on and in public not by saying...

4. Ayyyyyy baby looking mad fine, damn baby, id tap that, sick body boo, yo id be your daddy, yo hit me up, we should chill, oh 7 pound 8 ounce baby Jesus would be a shamed. like honestly do you not know how to actually hit on a girl, seriously your a moron, i mean i have no game but i have class, try a joke or try "hey"

5. Girls on myspace are sluts, okay well maybe not all, 80% yes, pictures in their underwear bent over like god, no one wants to date a slut, they want to have sex with you maybe give you an STI and say peace. and ya know what if you respond to a dude, or your confidence is boosted by some jersey shore dude yelling ay baby, well your a slut. good for you.

So in a nut shell, myspace sucks, and if this is something you would enjoy myspace.com check it out.

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